bi·month·ly adj.
1. Happening every two months.
2. Happening twice a month; semimonthly.
Many remember when they first went the the bathroom in the 2003-04 school year at Connecticut College and found the Poo-Bi Monthly. Laughter could be heard echoing down the hall from the bathroom as Shorty brought happiness and wonder to an otherwise pedestrian, nerve-wracking experience. Shorty stopped writing the Poo-Bi-Monthly at the end of the 2003-04 year, to the chagrin of many. However, we have the complete series in ready-to-print .pdf's for your reading pleasure.
So print em out, put them by your favorite resting spot, settle in and enjoy...
Issue 1: Shorty introduces himself and talks about how ashamed he is of pooping in dorms. (60 KB)
Issue 2: What to do if you enter a bathroom in use. (72 KB)
Issue 3: Courtesy Flush and the Discontents of posting PBMs in public/academic buildings. (76 KB)
Issue 4: The Morning Poop and Hitting the Inside of the Bowl. (72 KB)
Issue 4.5: Post-Holiday edition. (128 KB)
Issue 5: Back-Splash and the Courtesy Flush. (76 KB)
Issue 6: Shorty's guide to public bathrooms at Connecticut College. (96 KB)
Issue 7: Shorty says goodbye. (608 KB)
The Lost Issue: !WARNING! Very gross issue, even for Shorty 2 Inch. Only view if you're ready for some seriously gross discussion where poop comes from. (80 KB)