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mu·sic n.
1. The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre.
2. Vocal or instrumental sounds possessing a degree of melody, harmony, or rhythm.
3.a. A musical composition.
3.b. The written or printed score for such a composition.
3.c. Such scores considered as a group: We keep our music in a stack near the piano.
4. A musical accompaniment.
5. A particular category or kind of music.
6. An aesthetically pleasing or harmonious sound or combination of sounds: the music of the wind in the pines.

Shorty 2 Inch has made music since the beginning of his career. Whether that music is him with a guitar or him with a guitar, you can be pretty sure Shorty will be involved, and there will probably be a guitar in there.

No one has experienced Shorty 2 Inch until they have experienced him live in concert. It is a sight to behold. The next best thing is to listen to his recorded works, which are provided below.

Now That's Poetry

Shorty 2 Inch's Second Album - Released March 2005

Shorty's sophomore step into the album world, featuring skits, answering machine messages, and more distortion than the last effort. Some believe that it will create a schism and orthodox fans will pretend it doesn't exist. Those people take life far too seriously. Bow before your nude rock professor.

1 - PowerHour (mp3 - 156 KB)

2 - Take Another Drink (mp3 - 4.2 MB)

3 - Save The Environment (mp3 - 2.4 MB)

4 - Purple Monkeys (mp3 - 1.5 MB)

5 - Calling Shorty (mp3 - 516 KB)

6 - (Answer This 1) (mp3 - 784 KB)

7 - (Answer This 2) (mp3 - 1.1 MB)

8 - (Answer This 4) (mp3 - 1.0 MB)

9 - Beebeedeep (mp3 - 108 KB)

10 - Vulcanite Anal Douche (mp3 - 1.7 MB)

11 - AMWPRAC Rock (mp3 - 3.0 MB)

12 - Bye (mp3 - 2.7 MB)

13 - The Keeper (mp3 - 332 KB)

Big Blake & Co EP

Shorty 2 Inch's first EP - Released February 2005

This EP is in support of and to gather excitement for Shorty 2 Inch's Second Album, to be released March 4th, 2k5. Enjoy.

1 - Save The Environment (mp3 - 2.5 MB)

2 - (answer this 3) (mp3 - 1.6 MB)

3 - Percy (mp3 - 0.9 MB)

Shorty Songs

Shorty 2 Inch's first Album - Released Spring 2004

This album basically speaks for itself. It's got all of the old favorites from his early days, and a few new favorites created especially for the EP itself. Enjoy!

1 - My One, My Love (mp3 - 3 MB)

2 - My Bad (mp3 - 3.6 MB)

3 - Hard In The Classroom (mp3 - 4.3 MB)

4 - Alcoholic Nate (mp3 - 3 MB)

5 - I Wanna Be A Player (mp3 - 3.4 MB)

6 - Thank You (mp3 - 2.5 MB)

7 - Courtesy Flush And I'm Gone (mp3 - 7.5 MB)

Other Works

Songs not released as part of an album

These are artifacts from the deepest depths of the Shorty 2 Inch archives, on the 4th sub-basement, left past the maternity ward, over the lava, and right next to the... but I digress. Here are some songs that for one reason or another, aren't on a CD yet.

Early Bird - An experimental song, sort of like listening to shorty practice if he accidentally called you from a cellphone in his pocket while he was practicing. (mp3 - 3.0 MB)

Hard In the Classroom (Alternate Cut) - An old favorite played a bit differently. (mp3 - 3.6 MB)

Nate the Great - A Wonderful Song about Shorty 2 Inch's Alcoholic Freshman roommate. A version appears on the "Shorty Songs" EP as "Alcoholic Nate". (mp3 - 2.5 MB)

The Music