Lyrics

One of the most endearing things about shorty 2 inch's music is his wonderful lyrics. If you've heard him before, then you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, click that "listen" button over on the left and come back when you're good and ready.

Big Blake & Co EP

1. Save the Environment

save the environment because it's green
that's the color of vegetables and ice cream (mint!)
pistacio, that's a real good color, a really good color
save the environment because it's green
that's the color of asparagus and brocolli
and peas, and carrots, and peas and carrots
save the environment
grass is good and so are trees
they're made out of wood and lots and lots of little leaves
I really really like them
my mom likes trees and so do I
I like to look up at the sky cause it's blue
and green, but mostly blue, and a little bit of green
save the environment
I enjoy trees like David the Gnome
I like to live in them, I like to make them my home
I make them out of wood and lots of love
Hulk is green and so is my ass
when I roll around naked in the tall grass
I recommend doing it because it's a whole lot of fun
save the enviornment

Shorty Songs

1. My One, My Love

you love me because there is love in my eyes
I love you because there is love in between you thighs
I fucked your mom she can really gobble a dick
but she sucks in bed, she always cums too quick
I can never finnish when I'm with her
she says baby, baby it hurts
I fucked your mom yeah yeah yeah
I fucked your mom, she needs to trim down south
and she likes it, when I piss in her mouth
I've got a secret, it's gonna make you sad
I fucked your mom, and I'm your dad
I fucked your mom, yeah yeah yeah
I fucked your mom, I did her in the pooper and then she cleaned me off with her tongue
she's such a freak, I wonder how she loves you when she's open to me
everyday of the week

2. My Bad

you're wondering how this could have happened
demanding info about the other night
I look confused, ask you what's the problem,
you see right through me I'm a dear in headlights
you ask me why, how I could have done this
I respond with it's not that bad
I tell you lies to make you feel better
Like you were the best I ever had
lies don't work and you're still really angry
this awkward silence is making me bored
you start to cry and it's making me restless
it's not my problem that you're a whore
you start to leave and I ask you where you're going
so you tell me that I've made you hate men
I ask you baby if you'd stay a little longer
cause I think I wanna do it again
I'm sorry that I got you pregnant
I'm sorry that I didn't pull out
things were good but now they're just a little awkward
I'm sorry, but I think we gotta break up
apologies are going unaccepted
You're looking at me like you're gonna call the cops
there's no way you're gonna put this on me
it's not my fault you didn't tell me to stop
then you say last night you can't remember
you wouldn't do that, without a doubt
well call me ambitious cause I like to take advantage
of situations where you pass out
I'm sorry that I got you pregnant
I'm sorry that I didn't pull out
things where good but now you're getting fat and ugly
I think we're gonna have to break up
what could better? this is so fun
shorty 1 inch, meet everyone
look at him there, with his little blister
he's the one going down on your sister
what could better? this is so fun
there's a little 1 inch for everyone of you

3. hard in the classroom

sitting here, in sociology, thinking of what you did to me
remember times that happened long ago, to a guy I used to know
that was me, but those times are long gone, but their memories go on
I think of them and I stare off into space, with a weird look on my face
cause the embellishment has gotten out of hand, I don't think I can stand..up
oh no, I think it'd be my doom, to get called on while
I'm hard in the classroom
teacher, you'd better not call on me
there's something I don't want you to see
teacher, please don't call on me
I promise you'll be sorry
cause on my mind there is a girl who's in my pants who's doing things you
won't believe it's with her mouth it's with her hands it's killing me, all
the while i'm here in class thinking about that squishy ass it makes me
hot it makes me swoon it makes me
hard in the classroom
got a boner in the classroom, so I gotta fix my pants
I'll make believe I've got an itch somewhere, cause it's really intense
hope I don't get called on, what would people think?
I think they'd all laugh at me, cause I'm really not that big
I'm hard in the classroom

4. Nate the Great

problems like this happen all the time, but why's it gotta happen to you, Nate?
I just want you to know that I'm here to help
I know it's got you by the throat, I know it's got you by the mind
but if you don't fight back, it's gonna kill you and me
because I love you so much, Nate, you're everything to me
and I'm afraid I'm losing you, Nate do you even know?
you're an alcoholic Nate
you've got a jack daniels in one hand, and you're picking your ass with the other
you fart all the time, cause that's what alcoholics do
you get naked a lot, I see your ass and it's really pale
I'm not sure if that's the alcohol or maybe you're just fair skinned
but that doesn't take away the fact that you're an alcoholic, Nate
I think you need some help, Nate do you even know?
you're an alcoholic Nate

5. I Wanna Be a Player

I wish I had a ten inch penis
I wish I had a real nice ass
I wish I had a real nice body
I wish I didn't finnish so fast
I wish I had a real nice face, real nice clothes
yeah nobody'd know it was me
I wanna be cool, and rule the school
I want everyone to look up at me and realize that's who they want to be
I wanna be hot and hang out with the cool kids who get all the loose chicks,
yeah that'd be the best I'd have a real girlfriend and not use my hand and
she'd have really big breasts
yeah that'd be the best, a girl with big breasts
I wanna be a player and get lots of women
and have lots of sex all the time
I wanna be a player, not me
I wish I wasn't such a pussy
I wish I had nice hair
I wish I was a bad ass
I wish that I didn't care
I wish I could write a good song, one that people would like
man I suck so much I wish I did something right, but I can't
I wanna fuck your mom, and rub it in your face
I wanna do lots of things I wanna be a disgrace to them, but a hero to you
I wanna be a punk, and be on top, I wanna be everything that I am not

(credit end to my friend wheatus)

6. Eternally Yours (a.k.a. Thank You)

I wanted to thank you, personally
for listening to my cd
I hope you've enjoyed yourself, because I have
I wrote these songs, all ones
they were favorites of mine, so are you
friends, family, and fans of
shorty 2 inch
this is my e chord for you
thank you

7. Courtesy Flush And I'm Gone

here I am again, and I'm ready to go home
courtesy flush has been flushed
I know I'm empty cause I haven't rushed
poo [bi] monthly I'll see you again
third floor library, my old friend
promise I'll be seeing you soon
sorry for the smell in the room
wash my hands and turn off the light
hope you've all had a good night
it's over, go home
I'm shorty, and I'm going home.